Hi there, Handsome Friends! We got lots a women’s hockey. Toronto takes a cup home (no, it’s not the Leafs), Harvard women’s hockey comes under the eye of Katie Strang and Hailey Salvian. OHL organizations have been accepting bribes to draft people’s sons. Lori Laughlin could have told them how this ends. We then have a long discourse on NHL Pride Nights, James Reimer’s religion is to blame for him being a bigot, the QMJHL bans fighting, Danny Briere’s kid hates the Americans With Disabilities Act, and a whole lot more shenanigans for your listening pleasure.